May 2012
I am so intensely self-critical and anxious....
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Today I was driving home
and there was a thunderstorm but no rain so the sky was all cool and lit up, and for a solid 5-10 minutes I thought “It is finally here, tonight I finally get superpowers”. Unfortunately there was no lightning strike, alien abduction, radioactive blast, mythological hammer falling from the sky, or anything of that sort. It would appear I am still a normal human being… for now.
I have this craving for success
that leaves me constantly feeling behind, like I am not doing good enough and nothing is ever good enough. All I want is more.
April 2012
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Confession:
I enjoy smelling my socks.
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I think if you type a web address in all caps, it should take you to an angrier rushed version of the site.
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Poison Ivy vine tentacle porn
I feel like that should be more common.
Watch
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I've been watching heroes since 11am.
That is 9 hours of Heroes.
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Why does every character on Heroes have a shitty cheap flip phone?
My goals in life
1. Be happy.
2. Be happily in love.
3. Have 2 wonderful kids.
4. Eat pizza while having sex and smoking a joint at the same time.
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I was staring at my bowl
Thinking about how people always say they are shaped like dicks. Out of curiosity I put my bowl in my mouth. Not like a dick at all.
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YIP YIP, AVATAR STATE!: uke-king: john stops... →
uke-king:
john stops meking out n asks bro to get poptartz he dus
den john teks deep breff. den john says “bro i am mpreg will u stay ma bf” n he seys “no”
john is hertbrokn <////3
john criez n runz awaii from bro wiffout eatin poptart n she has low blood suga so she fols.
bro runs ova 2…
March 2012
Can someone explain this to me
What is up with people taking pictures of themselves, trying to look all cute, and then pairing it with some “inspirational” or “wise” quote that has nothing to with the picture?
OH FUCK
I’m out of bud. This hasn’t happened in a while….